My sister... Oh. Em. Gee.
Rina: I seriously have the weirdest impulses!
Rina: I wanna put on a bikini top right now.
Rina: COZ I HAVE DAISY DUKES ON!
My dad handed me the most delicious looking red strawberry.
Dad: eto oh
Paula: How come the strawberry is not dipped in chocolate?
Dad: (lol) putang-ina mo