There was this older lady at Goldilocks. Pissed me off coz she cut me and my family so I told her I was there before. Little liar pushed herself through. Whatever. I was with family, we didn’t need that drama at 10 in the morning.
We ended up sitting next to her table. So, I stared her down. I hovered over her whenever I passed by. She couldn’t even look me in the eye.
If you’re gonna lie, at least lie with conviction. If family wasn’t there with me, I would have slapped her in the face with my wallet so she knew I brought just as much money as her. Cheapass didn’t even tip.
Most people deserve respect. Some people—inconsiderate, cheapass, knockoff sunglasses-wearing, can’t-afford-to-buy-some-class lady—deserve to be slapped.
My dad eventually heard about the story, and told me I should have put her in her place. I thought I was doing the family a favor by not fighting, but I learned, dad. I won’t take shit from disrespectful people again.
Props to the hostess though. Very nice and very patient lady.